Three Black Men – Joke

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Joke: At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at the portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted 3 black men totally naked, sitting on a bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble
interpreting the painting and offered his personal assessment. He
went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual…
emasculation of African Americans in a predominately white,
patriarchal society. “In fact”, he said, “some serious critics
believe that the pink penis also reflects cultural and sociological
oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society”.

After the curator left, an Irishman approached the couple and said,
“Would you like to know what the painting is really about?”

“Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery”, asked the couple?

“Because I am the artist, who painted the picture,” he replied. “In
fact, there are no African Americans depicted at all. They’re just
three Irish coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch.”

Las Colinas Golf & Country Club: a world apart to enjoy some Tee Times

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In the summer, Las Colinas Golf & Country Club, becomes the ideal place to enjoy a deserved rest. Book at Tee Times.

Las colinas Golf Resort

Las Colinas Golf Course

The residential and leisure complex has prepared a varied program of activities that combines stay, gastronomy, enjoy a unique natural environment and, of course, sports in one of the best golf courses in Europe and the best golf course of Spain according to the World Golf Awards 2015.

The proposed resort includes activities for adults and children.

The KIDS ‘CLUB 2016 program of activities is designed for children aged 5 to 13 years, offering a variety of recreational and sporting activities, including golf lessons, tennis and paddle tennis. Places are limited, so advanced booking is advised.

And for seniors who want to put the finishing touches on a great day of golf on the course designed by Cabell B Robinson, Las Colinas Golf & Country Club offers its SUMMER NIGHTS Saturday: evenings with fantastic live music and great food on the terrace of UNiK COFFEE. Dinner is served between 20 and 22.30 hours to give way, from eleven in the evening, to musical performances. In addition, the gin and tonics special events are prepared by expert barmen.

The planned program begins on 30 July with a traditional Argentinian barbecue and The Liverpool Band, with their tribute to The Beatles greatest hits.

In the August 6, the music will come from the cabin of the Marx Brothers and the gastronomic specialty is a traditional Indian buffet.

A week later, on August 13, it will turn to The Cabriolets with international hits and Argentinian barbecue with lamb and beef specialties.

On August 20, performance by The Rockets will play a program of international hits. That night you can enjoy a traditional Indian buffet again.

The Country Club is located south of Alicante, on the Mediterranean coast, in a valley of great natural beauty between hills, near the sea. Since opening in 2010, it has become a successful destination among international tourists and owners of second homes seeking an exclusive setting, well connected and able to provide a wide and varied range of services.

Las Colinas Golf & Country Club

Las Colinas Golf Resort

The resort has a beach club oceanfront, an International School of Falconry with a unique experience in Spain, two restaurants in the clubhouse: UNiK COFFEE and the Japanese recognized Enso sushibar, nature trails through 200,000 square meters of space natural and a wide range of experiences that let you enjoy the stunning natural beauty of the surroundings.

Tiger Woods is taking his position very seriously

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Tiger Woods Joining Hazeltine National

Tiger Woods joining Hazeltine National

Could you imagine a team with Spieth, DJ, Watson and Fowler led by Tiger Woods?

The Legend, will not be playing in the team that will try to recover the Ryder Cup for the United States after six years of drought and that will not surprise anyone at this point. Nevertheless, Tiger Woods, the Californian will actually be at Hazeltine National in Minnesota from September 29 to October 2, serving as vice-captain and bringing all his knowledge on the tactical plot, with Steve Stricker and Jim Furyk. And so it seems, as we learned through Captain Davis Love III, 40 years old legend, is taking it seriously.

“Tiger Woods is continually sending me text messages in which he proposes some pairings for the teams duels” said Love III to Sky Sports. In less than two months Tiger will have the difficult task of dealing with four of the twelve players who will form the Stars and Stripes team, and surely has an idea of the names he wants to lead at the home event.

“He’s putting a lot of effort so that everything goes well at Hazeltine. We could say that it is carrying out team tactics. Tiger is one of the most prepared when drawing up a plan for a tournament and I know that he already knows who are the four players whom he wants to be with him. I cannot say who they are, but everyone will be happy, “continued the American captain talking about Tiger Woods.

As is customary in the US, the twelve players who will join the team will be divided into three groups and each will be vice captains who is responsible for the work of each of them. Leading them is Davis Love III, making sure that everything runs smoothly.

Could you imagine a team with Spieth, DJ, Watson and Fowler led by Tiger Woods? Just naming it scares even the fiercest opponent.

And what about some Tee Times  in Portugal or Spain?