Alicante Golf Course Tee Times

Alicante GolfAlicante Golf for years has shown its commitment to continuous improvement of its facilities, primarily in those aspects that affect the quality of the playing surface. Alicante Golf have recently improved is practice court , installing a new mat of Teeline artificial turf .
Alicante Golf made a significant investment because in the winter the natural grass practice court just grows and tees must be closed for maintenance and replanting .

Alicante-Golf-Tee-LineWith the newly installed artificial turf , Alicante Golf players who want to practice their long game can not tell the difference with natural, since the post – contact surface is much smoother , which always leads to greater confidence when training avoiding player the feeling of abruptness, and even some unintentional injury .
Another advantage of the new surface is that it allows any type of tee punch , approaching a much more real feel and avoiding the use of ” dummies ” or ” macaroni ,” which have a fixed height and is therefore difficult to conform at the desired height of the ball.

Tee Times Tour Operator is very congratuled with this new improvements on Alicante Golf and believes is a major add on value for his customers.

Tee Times Tour Operator endorses Alicante Golf Course

Sign posted at a golf club in Scotland

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland.

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4,STAY OUT OF THE WATER
5. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
6. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU
7.DON’T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
8.QUIET PLEASE…WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
9.DON’T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

10. WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE,
AND TEE OFF

Did I read that sign right?
In an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER……. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

 

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING – BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer’s field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR – THE BELL DOESN’T WORK).

Henrik Stenson – DP World Tour Champion

STENSON, HenrikStenson became the first man to win The European Tour’s Race to Dubai and FedEx Cup on the US PGA Tour in the same year thanks to a commanding six-shot triumph at Jumeirah Golf Estates.

“It took a little time to sink in when I won the FedEx and it just kept on feeling better and better as time went on, and I’m sure this will be the same,” said Stenson, who won the Tour Championship in Atlanta to seal the FedEx Cup title and US$10million bonus.

“I have managed to achieve something very special here this week. To get the double-double, winning the Tour Championship on both the tours, that’s going to take some beating in the future. It’s been a dream year, a dream summer for me, and the season of my life.”